TyrantSong

I'm intrigued by the above conversation.


Anddddd

Now I feel like bein adopted.

Pick me, pick me! I can do stuff!

To spice up my chances:
1. I have recently (three days ago) had a tumor removed. It was the size of a cherry pit. It was on my middle finger. I am permanently flipping off the world untill it heals.
2. I wish I were a pompous ***.
3. I'll do the truffle shuffle for you.
4.I am a loyal sheep.
5. I taste like smoked pork barbeque. Trust me.
6. I can puff out my chest and scare away predators.
7. I am highly territorial towards aggressive animals.
8. I won't "mark" your floor.
9. I have had a knife plunge into my hand and not realize it for fifteen minutes.
10. Were I to grow my full beard, it would rival Grizzly Adams'.