I only substitute swear words with "not actually swearing" words in an effort to avoid the wrath of my parents and teachers. Except, now its such a habit i do it even around my friends. like ill use freaking and fucking in the same sentance. My more "vulgar" friends always make fun of me for that.
When I was little i always used to say "ooh sew socks!" instead of darn (because of darning socks...) or damn. I still say it sometimes just cuz it gets a funny look out of most people.
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"Not remotely! Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."
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