Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I KNEW you would say that! lol...
I don't know if she masturbates to me. It's possible, but that's beside the point. Even the fleeting thought of that happening is traumatizing enough to be linked to the physical act of masturbating.

It's like when I was in Iraq and mortar rounds would always land close to where you were sleeping, explode, and you hit the deck... Then your minding your own business and someone pops off a m80 firecracker... well you get the same shock.

God I hope this nast factory doesn't shell shock me with women.