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Originally Posted by Barnard17
Now, that's not what I said. I'd been pestering my first girlfriend that she should totally put out for butt sex (I mean, where can it go wrong?) and I guess she got annoyed at that so when she was going down on me she stuck a pocket rocket up the chuff. It was something of a "hey wait! oh ... well whatever" moment. I wasn't massively traumatised, but at the same time the world didn't move for it.
I think that's probably my juiciest of stories. That or eating out a girl in a graveyard.
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There was a girl in my school who told everyone he had sex in a graveyard, and then got mad when it started getting around to people she didn't know.