1. What musical artist best sums up your personality?
Primus, because my personality sucks
2. If you had the opportunity to do so would you sleep with a member of the same sex?
No i don't swing that way
3. What is your party trick?
When i get really drunk and/or stoned i'd start telling a story which i make up as i go along, like a complete stream of consciousness, and my friends find it strangely entertaining. We've recorded a few of them and they sound completely f**ked up.
4. Who have you lied to recently and why?
I lied to a customer today and told him that Bostik superglue was great stuff. It's complete rubbish.
5. Do you believe in monogamy?
Yes i do. Being with more than one person just seems very wrong.
6. What do you dislike most about the opposite sex?
Their vaginas. Why do they look so ugly?
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