What? Peter Sellers only got 1 avoid and no snog, shag or marries? He always ended up with hawt ladies in the Pink Panther movies.
Alright, check out this wise-crackin' smart-ass (may he rest in peace) -
The Rodney "I get no respect" Dangerfield.
If he was still alive and kickin', would you rather Snog, Shag, Marry or Avoid?