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Old 10-06-2009, 12:45 PM   #1759 (permalink)
cavanherk
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Originally Posted by AwwSugar View Post
What tactics have you used already?
Excellent question...

We used to keep a pack of gum on the dresser, and in the a.m. I would simply offer her a piece, and that is all it would take. (Well, that and a drink of water, as she tends to become dehydrated overnight.)

When that wore off, I added gentle caress and lips to bodess. This still works on occaison but she is simply not as easily convinced...

So, I began whacking her with my ____ in the a.m. and, surprisingly, that worked occaisonally but, again, less and less effectively.

She's not necessarily bored of me, but she is extremeley tough to convince in the morning. She thinks she looks hideous or has eye boogers/bad breath etc. So I make sure it's still fairly dark in the room, assure her she has no disqualifying attributes, etc. but she is simply not. a. morning. person.

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I have a hard time thinking I will be able to change this about her, but I figured--Where else to get a few last pointers than the MB sexual experience thread?

I do not believe I will be let down entirely. Bring it on!
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