Here is one:
(Driving in a car in the USA):
"Wow, that semi-truck says England on it. How did they get it over here? Drive it?"
(Later on after more thought):
"Isan't there some road that you can drive from England to the US? I heard about it in school. Wasn't it the Golden Gate bridge?"
There are so many stupid things I have seen and heard. I can't remember any more right now. I'll post them when they come back...
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