What I Would Like To See Most Today
1. Boobs, real ones (not ^). This girl's named J***a to be exact.
2. A Turkish Jade, 2 to be exact.
3. A Les Paul that I could magically own.
4. $500
5. My Permit.
What I Need To Do This Weekend But Won't
1. Study for exams
2. Tell J***a I don't really think she's ugly.
3. Earn money
4. Have sex.
5. Stab my friend.
Top C.D.s of ALL TIME (not really)
1. David Hasslehoff's German Wonders.
^ I don't even really know if that's a c.d.
2. Everything by Insane Clown Posse
3. Everything by Korn
4. Everything by the Offspring
5. Everything by NoFx
Why Dinosaurs Are Extinct
1. Because you touch yourself at night
2. Because I said so
3. Because A Giant Meteor Hit the Earth.
4. Your momma's so fat she wiped them all out with her $hit.
5. I stopped watching The Land Before Time when it hit #7.
