1. What was the last lie you told?
I dunno.
2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why?
One of the kids in my class. He's like an insect that will not go away, and I do not take kindly to him cracking jokes about my aenemic whiteness and lack of sporting ability either.
3. City or Country?
City.
4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team?
David Beckham (not just because I support Liverpool). He's like so many other footballers - he got a God-given talent and pissed it away - and he's the worst of them in doing so.
5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be?
Hell would be being frozen into a statue, but still being able to think, and locked up in a dark room for eternity. Heaven have three things - the Debate Hall Where You're Always Right, the Pub of Infinite One-Night Stands, and the Room of Video Games That Are Just Hard Enough To Give You A Decent Challenge - among other stuff from Earth.
6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch?
It's like Star Trek, only the ship travels through alternate universes, and all the crew are incompetent, violent, porn-obsessed drunkards.
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