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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete
Believe me man I'm thankful it was something easy to fix, and believe me there's not a day that goes by that I don't regret it. If I hadn't have done it I'd still be living somewhere I like, working a job I enjoyed that paid well, and being surrounded by friends. I ****ed up royally, I acted like a stupid young kid and had to deal with the consequences of my actions.
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Reminds me of the time I forgot to buy extra condoms so I had use a rubberglove with all the other fingers cut off except the thumb. When she asked me to spend the night I spent five extra minutes sewing up the cut fingers with the pipecleaners in my pocket.
So she had this fetish about cartoon themed furniture, so we were flopping it on a Mickey Mouse couch rodeo style. She was yelling "Oh, Julian" seeing as I told her I was Julian Cope at the bar. After that night I had two pinpricks on the sides of my **** from the ends of the pipecleaners, so I started telling broads my name was John Harker.
This went on for a weekend and half an afternoon.