Originally Posted by terrible lizard

reminds me of the time i forgot to buy extra condoms so i had use a rubberglove with all the other fingers cut off except the thumb. When she asked me to spend the night i spent five extra minutes sewing up the cut fingers with the pipecleaners in my pocket.
So she had this fetish about cartoon themed furniture, so we were flopping it on a mickey mouse couch rodeo style. She was yelling "oh, julian" seeing as i told her i was julian cope at the bar. After that night i had two pinpricks on the sides of my **** from the ends of the pipecleaners, so i started telling broads my name was john harker.

This went on for a weekend and half an afternoon.