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Originally Posted by gotjuice
Still single. No thanks for that.
Other than that I don't have too much to bitch about. It's been a pretty good year.
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Meh, being single is great.
The trick is to imagine that you've just been in a horribly taxing relationship (not far from reality most of the time) and have just been granted freedom.
As long as you can still score some booty when you need to, it's the ultimate in the many facets of the art of avoiding personal and social responsibilities.
A good motto to have is:
"Live life like you've just dumped your horribly obsessive significant other."
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"Loneliness just means it's time to masturbate."
All wise perspectives to adhere to for a healthy, stress-free life
without annoying kids, nagging wife, paycheck being spent by everyone but you, PTA conferences, etc...