very glad that:
-I am still alive
-I am not now, nor have I ever been pregnant.
-i just slept for 17 hours straight
-it is thanksgiving break (finally)
-all my friends who went to college are back for break! huzzah!
-my mom managed to procure my feet x-rays from the hospital so now I can be facinated by them all the time. ya, im weird.
-I'm still ranked #1 in my class for GPA (which means I'm well on my way to being validictorian baby!)
-and im still alive (this is an important one, it suprises me every day)
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"Not remotely! Because iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."
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