Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

RIP, brown sweater. You were mangled in ways I didn't know possible, by the same vicious dryers that imprinted button-shaped burns on the tender flesh of my forearm. Your existence was shrunken (pun intended), but rest assured that you will not be forgotten. I promise to keep and wear you, just in case it gets cold in the house and I don't have any other clean sweaters. I will miss the warmth you provided, the loud “CLINK” of your buttons hitting against solid surfaces, and the way I was ironically always trying to shrink your fabric so you would fit my body properly. You will always be my favorite brown sweater. The thread that holds you to my heart will never unravel.