What was your childhood nickname, and why?
Oh god. Steffaluffagus (Steph + Snuffaluffagus). It was later shortened into Aluffagus, and then just Aluff. Because my friends think they're funny, I suppose. Ack, Squirt is another common one. I've also been called Crack Baby, Little Foot and Midget Hooker. I wish I was kidding. These are written all over my yearbooks. Oh, and there's also Stephie, but my grandpa's the only one allowed to use it.
Best pick up line you've ever heard?
"Accio, blond girl!"
Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body?
Yep.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I do the incredulous, open-armed, up-turned palm thing, shake my head and say "really?"
Whats the worst injury you've ever received?
I tore the ligaments in my right ankle playing volleyball my freshman year.
If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be?
Off the top of my head: David Bowie, Franz Kafka, and Zach Condon.
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