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Originally Posted by Bulldog
Best pick up line you've ever heard?
Haven't I seen your picture somewhere before? Wasn't it in the dictionary next to the entry under KABLAM?
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If this were a competition, you would win with that one.
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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Try to tip that bitch over without crushing myself. It usually works if I can get a few people to help.
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I'd never seen anyone do that before a lad at work grabbed me on my way back from my smoke break and told me to grab one side of it. Foolishly, and because it was still morning and i was out of it i agreed and he went round the back and pushed the thing towards me. It was practically lying flat on the ground by the time he'd finished with it and not only did he get his orange juice but he got 3 packets of crisps and a chocolate bar.