I was in the grocery store today doing some shopping and I noticed this beautiful girl at the end of the aisle. I strolled down their with my basket and pretended to be intrested in what she was buying and started some small talk. I ended up giving her my number and just as I handed it to her, her husband came around the corner and said, "Heres my number", and handed me a small piece of paper that said, "Go **** yourself".
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Forgive me for my extremely high IQ, it bugs everyone.
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