Today at work i was helping a geriatric at a digital kiosk when, out of the blue, she did the most repugnant fart i have ever smelt in my life. Slightly distressed that an elderly lady had just intoxicated every sense of my being with the smell of gut rot, i looked around to see a young couple sitting on a kiosk opposite looking at me with absolute disgust.
To make matters worse this lady then paid in 10 and 20p's, a good few of which i managed to drop all over the floor. They probably stank of fart too but i didnt dare breath out of my nose after my harrowing experience earlier. It was a terrible 20 minutes in the life of Stuart William Bryan.
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