What was your childhood nickname, and why?
KB, Cal, and Bushman (I jumped out of a bush, don't get dirty on me people)
Best pick up line you've ever heard?
"I want to be on you"
Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body?
Not unless I got run over by a mail truck.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Look around, and then kick it.
Whats the worst injury you've ever received?
I got stitches across my hand from Chris Farleying a table (I'm not a heavy guy, so this was bound to have consequences)
If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be?
Barack Obama, George W. Bush, and Jeffrey Dahmer. I'd be really late to the dinner, and if I did show up, I'd make sure I brought the cops.
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