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Originally Posted by OceanAndSilence
...if all this fails you can tie him up in your basement and give him viagra
the rest i'll leave to your imagination
my methods prove a 100% reconciled relationship. godspeed
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...or if you're still sore at his lack of response to your amorous advances and haven't yet got over your ego being dented by his unrequited love, (thus explaining the interest you have in someone you claim not to fancy in the slightest bit) while he's tied up...you could systematically break his limbs with a lump hammer, a la
Misery. 