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Old 12-08-2009, 05:54 PM   #356 (permalink)
Terrible Lizard
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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA View Post
Lizzie,

I can still see our age difference and his rejection of my dried, crusted genatalia. My fantasy of a threesome with him, a duck and a nutella container still remained unfulfilled. I can only anally penetrate myself with a dildo I made from soybean stalks to reach minimum satisfaction. Prison hasn't been very kind, even the lesbian gangs cringe in my presence. They wouldn't even slap my wrinkled ass in the shower after I told them about my pig.

I readily admit I adore my pig, with its cute little pot belly, cute little nose, and cute little snarl. Just looking at it gives me orgasms...I don't need to do a thing with my gnarled fingers. But I most definitely don't deny using photocopies either.

I had him every night.

Ha ha. Yeah, I still wish my shrunken digits were probling all his holes, but that ain't gonna happen. So i'll just have to masturbate to your new avatar and hopefully sob hard enough at my lawyer to help knock some time off.

I just hope his parents haven't arranged to have me shanked in the lunchroom.

Sincerely,

--VEG
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