Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Dear Terribly Delusional Lizard,

Despite living in a make-believe world, you amazingly got one thing right in your revision of the truth, although only in this sentence: "My fantasy of a threesome with him, a duck and a nutella container still remained unfulfilled."

You are correct, Lizzie Lizard, that my fantasy of eating Nutella again, after many years of abstention, remains unfulfilled because the delicious, seductive stuff is not vegan. Apparently, though, you have never eaten Nutella during your oh-so-short life, since if you *had* then you would realize no small middle school boy could *ever* inspire lust in someone who has tasted the pleasures of Nutella.



Oh, good, I'm glad to know that you have been.