Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Today hasn't even finished sucking yet.

So first off, I had to wake up early to drive my mom to court downtown. It was pouring rain, and has been since yesterday. I drop her off then head to my house and as soon as I get there she calls and tells me they moved the date. So I go back and pick her up. Gas tank no likey.

Then I have to go look for their cat because it disappeared yesterday and there's a cow field out back and barn and all that. I put some Cajun Nikes on (rubber water boots) and go out in the rain. I get to the door of the barn to check in there and sink knee deep in cow shit and mud. The water boots only come up halfway to the knee.

So far: Empty gas tank, no cat, soaking wet, full of mud and shit. Time to have a beer at 12:00 PM dammit.
Then I'm standing there, smoking a cigarette, drinkin' my beer, minding my own business... and blam... exploding pain in my lower back from absolutely nowhere.

So far: Empty gas tank, no cat, soaking wet, full of mud and shit, the beer was Natural light, and my back is killing me.

Well... about 12 more hours to go today... I think I might be able to go for a record this year.

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

I'm down with Jesus, in that case.