R. Kelly—"Heart of a Woman" (-9/10)
I've posted it on MB before but R. Kelly's "Heart of a Woman" is so bad it deserves reposting. Considering the artist I'm sure it won't come as a surprise to anyone that the song is horribly bland, but unbelievably it actually sinks far below R. Kelly's already low standard with laughably bad lyrics sung in the most most overwrought fashion imaginable. The only reason I'm not giving it a -10 is because, in addition to sucking, it is also unintentionally pretty funny. Give a listen and pay particular attention to the words (1:38-2:08 is definitely most ridiculous section of lyrics if you don't feel like listening to the whole thing):
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