Him: Girls from *local school district about a mile away* are so ****ing easy. I've ****ed a girl in the ass and it was amazing.
Me: How the **** did you manage that?
Him: Well, I dunno, I guess I'm smooth! I was like, Do you wanna ****? And she said sure! Can I put it in your ass? Sure, lets try it!
I bitch, but it really amuses me. Without vulgar lunchtime convos, school would NOT be the same.
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