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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide
Why would you be that curious in the first place? If you were a cat, death would be your main course. I'm satisfied with just the sight, smell and feel of it to please any curiosity I might feel.
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Seriously? How much curiosity do you think it takes to work up the courage to put the end of your tongue to your finger that happens to have some leftovers on it? You're not jumping off a cliff here. You're a kid, you know most girls hate swallowing it, you wanna know what the big deal is.
You try a taste, convince yourself it ain't that bad, then you don't have a bad conscience when you try to get a girl to do it.
You don't even have to lie to her when you tell her it doesn't taste that bad. It doesn't. but you fail to remind yourself that she's not just putting the tip of her tongue on it, but gargling the whole days' work.
But for some reason, you don't care...
Then there's that little slap to her face and you calmly say "Don't worry, I tried me out. I taste fantastic. Go for it."