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Old 01-05-2010, 05:39 PM   #1933 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali View Post
Seriously? How much curiosity do you think it takes to work up the courage to put the end of your tongue to your finger that happens to have some leftovers on it? You're not jumping off a cliff here. You're a kid, you know most girls hate swallowing it, you wanna know what the big deal is.
You try a taste, convince yourself it ain't that bad, then you don't have a bad conscience when you try to get a girl to do it.
You don't even have to lie to her when you tell her it doesn't taste that bad. It doesn't. but you fail to remind yourself that she's not just putting the tip of her tongue on it, but gargling the whole days' work.
But for some reason, you don't care...

Then there's that little slap to her face and you calmly say "Don't worry, I tried me out. I taste fantastic. Go for it."
Next thing you'll ask me how much courage does it take to put the end of your tongue to a penis so you won't have a bad conscious about a girl fellating you. I dunno, I'd never particularly want to try out some semen on my cereal. Guess I'm unconventional that way. If you had a good time and you're now guilt free then more power to you. How about I just take your word for it so that I can live vicariously through that guilt free feeling of yours?
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