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Old 01-05-2010, 06:23 PM   #1941 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Barnard17 View Post
1. Buy a frankfurter.
2. Gag on it violently for half an hour. Preferably get your friend to tie your hands behind your back and hold it as far in as possible for anything up to maybe a minute at the time.
3. ?????
4. At no point is there a net profit.

Yeah I really don't get why girls dislike sucking ****, it seems like a lovely activity.

On the other hand the exclusivity of enjoyment does help to cement into your soul the fact that when you find a girl who digs it, you DO NOT LET HER GO and make the absolute most of it.


Precisely.

But the fact that you are pleasuring your partner can be a big turn-on, and who doesn't like knowing that they're making someone feel so good?
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