I'm staying in a hotel in this incredibly Twilight Zone-ishly generic Washington DC suburb. Yesterday, I wanted to get some bourbon so I took a right out of the hotel parking lot and drove straight for a couple miles until I came across a liquor store. This morning I felt like going for a drive so I took a left out of the hotel parking lot and drove for about five minutes before being shocked to come across the same liquor store from yesterday. Turns out the road my hotel is on is a giant loop, presumably designed this way to make people from out of town feel like they are insane.
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