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Old 01-08-2010, 09:40 PM   #175 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by boo boo View Post
I mean think about it, the more you ask a Christian what heaven will be like, the more repulsive the very idea becomes.

First there's the obvious stuff, the belief that there is no sex in heaven, or even gender, we will all have christ like bodies, whatever that means. I guess we all turn into mini Jesus's or something. We probably won't even be able to tell each other apart but thankfully god will make us too stupid to care because that's the great kinda guy he is.

And the reason there is no marriage in heaven is because we will have no time to mantain a relationship other than with god who we will worship 24/7 for all eternity because his ego requires it. Hooray.

I agree. If Paradise consists in playing the harp surrounded by winged eunuchs, then I prefer Satan's dodecaphonic Hell.
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