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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife
Best I could come up with on the fly. My apologies if any of these have been done before.
This weeks 6 pack:
1) Do you believe in karma?
Firmly.
2) Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves? Yeah, I told this broad at work her hair looked nice even though it added like 20 yrs to her age.
3) What is your view of online relationships? Unrealistic, but fun and sexy.
4) If you could only know one thing about your future, what would you want to know?The day of my death.
5) Assuming the devil exists, is there anything you’d sell your soul to him for?2 Buffalo Bills season tickets and a 30 rack of Natural Light.
6) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
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If I pull my nose down with my hands.
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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good— happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."
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