I ran into this chick I know at my friends' show last night, and she showed off her new tattoo of Jim Morrison on her shoulder blade. She said something along the lines of, "I don't like him as an artist, but I like him as a person." So we called her out. "Then why the fuck would you get a tattoo of him? You just want to fuck his dead ass." I was pretty drunk. But she was talking to a Doors fan, so I gave it to her, both barrels. I recommend that she becomes a fan of his stuff immediately, or she's gonna feel like a fuckin' moron later on down the road, if we didn't succeed in that last night, that is.
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