She needs a new identity.... maybe she could try what Garth Brooks did by becoming "Chris Gaines", or Maybe Jefferson Airplane when they became Jefferson Starship, or maybe like Beyonce and Sasha Fierce...
Maybe ditch Hanna for some hardcore grunge chick, get Courtney Love to endorse her and voila! Your very own (arguably popular) train wreck...
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