1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
I dipped out on work for the past week because my boss is being a ****in' slacker, and I don't want to do the rest this job by myself.
2. Describe your perfect day...
Wake up, blowjob, four-mile run, Eggs Florentine for breakfast, Guacamole for lunch, traveling to a nice city where my band would play a flawless performance to a massive audience, get paid for it, hang out at the bar, a few shots of tequila, maybe a couple beers, and then fevered, passionate sex with a beautiful girl in a clean bedroom, shower, and I'd sleep like a baby after that.
3. What would be your stage name?
Sutty Sweep
4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be?
Pussy
5. Greatest invention ever?
Pussy
6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you...
Losing fingers, V.D., house burned down... again.
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