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NSW · 01-23-2010, 11:57 AM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Because the powers that be said so???
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Sure...what if someones just running late??
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
New things materialize by themselves in my fridge all the time...just not sure I want to eat them.
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Ew.
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Yes, and it seems like the bad smells always travel faster for some reason. :\
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
No, but I'll bet they have emergency entrances.

01-23-2010, 11:57 AM	#3784 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Because the powers that be said so??? 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Sure...what if someones just running late?? 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? New things materialize by themselves in my fridge all the time...just not sure I want to eat them. 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? Ew. 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? Yes, and it seems like the bad smells always travel faster for some reason. :\ 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? No, but I'll bet they have emergency entrances. __________________ Hi.