1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
I wouldn't want to get into a bath of say green bubbles. Considering you are essentially soaking in a pool of your own filth, it may as well start off white.
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
I would say they cancel it. Unless the staff have a little party.
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
If you leave stuff in there long enough, then your old stuff may actually start to grow new stuff.
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
I dont think ive ever had a prune in my life. Prune juice just sounds awful, so who cares?
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
If you've had Guinness and a curry the night before there is.
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Maybe just for the driver.
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