1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
i dont used artificially dyed bubble bath
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
yes
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
i'm just lookin for new inspiration,...
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
panda liver
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
just like people, some smells are slower than others
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
i hope so
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