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Old 01-23-2010, 07:44 PM   #3789 (permalink)
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1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Because the liquid is diluted, so is the hue.
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
They hope somebody in their house went to the store.
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Prunes?
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Varies from substance to substance.
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Yes, but prisoners don't seem understand that they are for exiting only.
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