Scarlett O'Hara

I would kidnap Jackhammer, RT, Big3, Antonio, and all the other lads of the board and tie them up. Then I would proceed to bring beautiful girls and dance and tease them. Then when they are nice and excited, I will put Pokerface on repeat for 24 hours. After they are good and tortured, I will strip them naked, batter them in butter and leave them out in the hot sun. I'll gather a huge number of scavenger birds to come peck them and eat their remains.

For the girls, I would force them to eat chocolate cake for a week, while living in a tiny room. Then I would get one of them on my side to start spreading rumours to certain girls about one another until they eventually eat each other, since I've removed the chocolate cake.

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