A few moons ago, I was casually zapping when all of the sudden i see that a James Bond film with Sean Connery is coming up. Naturally, I stick around only to see that it was this one:
I like how in the beginning of the movie Sean Connery shakes his gun to kill people, it's very realistic. Also, the shmexy saggy chest, the hair and the eyebrows contribute to the legendary old queer we all know from the other James Bond films (O.o). Let's not forget the awesome video game that he plays in the casino and that gives you electric shocks if you don't defend yourself from Teh Lasers! I'm not even gonna comment the one liners...
Oh hell, how could i not? Here's a little gem for you all: A nurse is standing by a counter and says "Mr. Bond, I need you to give me a urin sample." To which the charming secret agent, which is sitting on the other side of the room replies "All the way from over here?" (not entirely accurate, but still)
I spent most of the film trying to decide whether i should laugh or cry. The scene where Fatima Blush is killed with a bazooka pen definitely made up my mind, LAUGH MY ASS OFF.
The ridiculousness of that scene is only comparable to the sheer AWESOMENESS of the one present in this video: