Ann Summers has brought out a new lubricant called KY Terry.
It's designed to help you slip in the box more easily.
Chelsea wherever you may be
Don't leave your wife with John Terry
His Dad deals coke
And his Mum steals tea
He cried when he missed a penalty.
Chelsea wherever you may be
Don't leave your wife with John Terry
He cannot shoot
And he can't ****ing pass
But he'll take your missus up the arse.
