Last week, in class, listening to some Noir Désir, waiting for the teacher to come.
Teacher arrives.
Teacher: So, you like Noir Désir?
Me: Yup
Teacher: You know that the lead singer, Bertrand Cantat, murdered his mistress?
Me: Yup
Teacher: She was one my dearest friends.
/I pause the music.
*Awkward minutes of silence* -MLIA
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