Facebook, well, what can you say about that?
It’s a chav infested site what awful people on it, I know what you’re thinking “well you’re friends with them.” And yes that maybe the case, but it’s not my fault a load of dribblers from school decide to find me and say “omg nt spoke 2 u for tyme” I really do wish most of the people from school and other aquentences that I loath will all have a mass orgie with each other, so I can gas the ****cakes. I don’t know how I will aquire the gas and make them all sexually attracted to each other but I will manage it because the world will be a better place.
Why do people feel the need to join 10,000 groups in one day? I see people joining groups like “I go out of my way to step on a leaf” and I’m thinking thank you very much? What the fuck can I do with that information, you total wanker.
People who go out on nights out just to take pictures, to show their popularity need a shot gun up the arse, and someone with some moral decency to pull the trigger.
“Write something about yourself?”...No.
The part I don’t mind about it is the interests and favourite music/films etc. However when people fill it out with “wtevr swnds good init” (Whatever sounds good, innit.) They make me want to cunt them in their bastards, the whole point of music is your perception, what may sound good to you, may sound bad to others. Hence why there’s a column for you to express your views.
And finally, you may be saying well you know where the cancel account button is? And all I have to say is fuck you, you smart arse cunt.
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