my favorite is from jay-z's 99 problems-
The year is '94 and my trunk is raw,
and in my rearview mirror is the motherfukin' law
I got two choices yall, pull over the car or
bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor
now I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jake
plus I got a few dollars, i can fight the case
so I, pull over to the side of the road,
and I heard, "son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
'cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low?
do I look like a mind-reader sir? I don't know
am I under arrest, or should I guess som mo?
"Well you was doin' 55 in a 54"
"lisence and registration and step outta the car"
"are you carryin a weapon on you? I know alot of you are"
I ain't steppin' outta ****, all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
well the glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back,
and I know my rights, so you gon need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? are you some type of lawyer or somethin?"
"or somebody important or somethin?"
nah, I ain't passed the BAR, but I know a little bit,
enough that you won't illegally search my ****!
"We'll see how smart you are when the k-9's come"
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
HIT ME
that's mostly from memory, so some of it might be wrong
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