I hope your teacher is ****ing with you. Otherwise.....wow.
Mom: *sees my black, braided hair* You look like a Native American Princess!
Me: Thank you, but I'm kinda too pale. They're in the sun all the time, so I guess I'm a Native American princess thats been kidnapped and forced to perform dastardly acts in some pilgrim's basement for six years.
Mom: Wow. *starts to bitch about breakup with boyfriend*
MLIA
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