1. i'm wearing striped trousers
2. my desktop wallpaper is currently green
3. last week i bought some magnets
4. i just got a 30% raise
5. i don't speak the language where i live
6. i've never seen Top Gun
7. i like to eat bananas with peanut butter
8. i enjoy camping alone in the desert
9. i have three degrees in anthropology
10. i don't like ice cream
11. i have a cat named Biscuit
12. my wife had to work late today
13. next week i turn 32
14. i need glasses but i'm too lazy to do anything about it
15. i also need a haircut. bad.
16. i still play with legos
17. i am prone to yell out nonsensical crap for no reason
18. i'm really good at Scrabble
19. i dig Uncle Scrooge comics
20. today i wore a red shirt with a cartoon chicken on it
21. i can't sleep past 6am
22. i could spend an entire day at the zoo watching various primates
23. i'm going to Texas in a few weeks
24. i have 10 fingers and 10 toes
25. i'm glad this is finally done
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