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IDK, I think this one is a bit gimmicky. It's making fun of the "wangsta" people I know. I generally think they are the lowest form of life on the planet.

Merry Crip-mas

Yo around Christmas time, I was shootin' niggaz up
Rollin' with my crew 'cuz I know what's up,
Drivin' by, partyin' hard, actin' real insane,
Pickin' pockets, rappin' good for money for my cocaine.
But I didn't wanna be poor no more so I racked my brain,
Then I got an idea to get a slick gold chain.
Hit 'em while they're down, take advantage a christmas time,
Go Grinch, bitch, lynch if you snitch it's a Christmas rhyme!

Yeah, the pimps in the crib say,
Ho ho ho!
Yeah, the pimps in the crib say,
Ho ho ho!
Yeah, the pimps in the crib say,
Ho ho ho!
All the pimps in the crib say,
Ho ho ho!

So we was planin' the heist
To be quiet like a poltergeist
I was gonna buy somethin' nice,
Gonna try to cure my lice
We was goin' through the chimney,
They chose me 'cuz I'm skinny,
And they know that I can shimmey,
If I failed then they'd skin me,
We was gonna strike as the clock strikes
Twelve 'cuz that's drama-like,
Our point of attack was the roof, babe,
Was goin' for the chimney, dat's truth, babe,
Go grinch, bitch, lynch if you snitch, it's a Christmas rave!

Yeah all the pimps in the crib say,
Ho ho ho!
Yeah all the pimps in the crib say,
Ho ho ho!
Yeah all the pimps in the crib say,
Ho ho ho!
And all the pimps in the crib say,
Ho ho ho!

We was dressed in black and blue,
'Cuz you know that's how we do,
But then silent like I said,
some fattie dressed in red,
Snuck up, I said, "You a blood, you dead!"
But this nigga musta known Wu-Tang kung-fu
I was figgurin' I'd go for the chimney and leave him for my crew,
But you take your eyes off for a second and he's all over you
And he taught these deer to fight,
They was kickin' our asses all night, all right,
And he dropped us off al battered 'round the station,
And he said with a voice most full of elation,
"I run the Christmas racket in this town, bitches!"
And at that time my most fondest wishes,
Was that he wouldn't **** me up and make me swim with the fishes.
And the thing he did when you thinin' it was gettin' romantic-ish is
Take his candy cane and stick it up my ass
Couldn't **** for a week, couldn't even pass gass,
Go Grinch, bitch, lynch if you snitch, I got off easy,
Of my crew, I am the last.

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