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sidewinder · 02-28-2010, 01:36 AM

OH MY GOD I spent 3.5 hours on the phone with a girl!!!

I haven't done that in ages and while she's very nice, I don't like being on the phone, especially that damn long. I really had to pee, once I finally did I noticed my penis was swollen with pee. Is that even possible? Maybe she gave me a chubby.

Oh and my sister got married near NOTTINGHAM ENGLAND today (Saturday) so I hope all you English folks were on your best behavior!

I wish I'd been able to go.

edit: I feel I disrespected my sister by including such vulgar things in the same post. Sorry sis.

02-28-2010, 01:36 AM	#11390 (permalink)
sidewinder Engorged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,536	OH MY GOD I spent 3.5 hours on the phone with a girl!!! I haven't done that in ages and while she's very nice, I don't like being on the phone, especially that damn long. I really had to pee, once I finally did I noticed my penis was swollen with pee. Is that even possible? Maybe she gave me a chubby. Oh and my sister got married near NOTTINGHAM ENGLAND today (Saturday) so I hope all you English folks were on your best behavior! I wish I'd been able to go. edit: I feel I disrespected my sister by including such vulgar things in the same post. Sorry sis. __________________ last.fm \| my collection on RYM \| vinyl instagram @allthatyouseeandhear I'd love to see your signature/links too, but the huge and obnoxious ones have caused me to block all signatures.