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Old 03-08-2010, 04:23 PM   #2265 (permalink)
Sansa Stark
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Haha! That's great. I've been caught numerous times either touching myself in the passenger seat or coming back up from a blow job in the car. One of the best times was having sex in a moving vehicle in the middle of traffic hour. It was a show for everyone. Hah!
Hahaha getting caught masturbating is kind of awkward.
I remember once, one of my vibrators had gone through the wash, and I was sitting out on the swing in my garden, my mom comes out to me with it in her hand, I swear you could see a thought bubble that was "...." and she hands it to me and I'm all "........" back

awkward

Or, another time, I told her I needed double A's (for my camera, actually) and she asked me what they were for, and I told her, and she goes
"Oh, I thought they were for your dildo"
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